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Who wears the pants?

By Ryan Haecker

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Published: Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Updated: Friday, January 9, 2009

Dresses epitomize womanhood in the Western world. Such has been the case since the western man adopted pants to replace the tunic in the sixth century (an aspect of the West's Germanic barbarian heritage). Dresses allow us to differentiate between the silhouettes of men and women on restroom signs. Dresses are the indelible image of womanhood because of the symbolic nature of pants and dresses. If all fashions are symbolic, dresses in particular symbolize womanhood by more fully embodying the ideal of a true lady, the objective understanding of what men find attractive in the fairer sex: passivity, domesticity, childrearing, coital love, piety and fertility. These defining aspects of womanhood are immutable. We all tacitly reaffirm these attributes in our attempts to find a partner. Flirtation and courtship are reaffirmations of what it means to be masculine and feminine because it is only by fulfilling the obligation of our form that we can attract the opposite sex.

You might say these things were once true but times have changed. Not so. The nature of sexual attractiveness in women is objective, immutable and incontrovertible because it is directly related to the constant and unchanging physiology of men and women. What men find attractive in women is fixed because the physiology of humanity has been relatively unchanged. In this way, the ideal form of femininity is also unchangeable and without regard for cultural context or time period. What men find attractive in women - the form of a true lady - is objectively identifiable, just as it was in the time of Nebuchadnezzar. In short, femininity is sexy, and sexy is timeless and universal.

What's not sexy is feminism (not to be confused with femininity), which is directly responsible for the disappearance of our beloved dresses and the adoption of pants by the "new woman." Like all fashions, pants are symbolic of something - in this case masculinity - through their allowance of physical activity. Dresses, the antithesis of pants, symbolize femininity through grace and elegance. Men find elegance in women to be attractive, and dresses are a physical manifestation of femininity. The wearing of pants by women represents the masculinization of the fairer sex, which is not at all attractive.

In advocating the wearing of dresses, I must distinguish between the flowing elegant dresses of tradition and the more degenerate and immodest dresses of our present culture. The miniskirt, a dress of sorts that doesn't extend below the knees, is both lacking in modesty and elegance. Elegance is essential to femininity, and the lack thereof implies a sort of masculinization. Modesty is essential to feminine virtue, and the lack thereof implies a state of whorification. Immodest, inelegant dresses constitute a degeneration and androgynization of true dresses.

The androgynous masculinization of the modern woman, through the donning of pants, suits, uncovered shoulders and unveiled hair, has in a sense led to the slow whorification of ladyhood. In discarding feminine dress, women seem to have symbolically discarded femininity and modesty (the virtues of women) in favor of sexual virility, promiscuity and immodesty (the vices of men). The ideal form of a true lady is a constant, immutable aspect of humanity, and this strange new development can only represent a bizarre aberration of a perverse and ignoble culture. Dresses are an essential part of any true lady's attire, and they should be worn. Haecker is a history junior.

Comments

6 comments
fred
Sat Jul 18 2009 14:40
very good article ryan...i refer everyone to ladiesagainstfeminism.com
there is such a lack of femininity in our society (and masculinity too)...the distinction between the sexes have become blurred...how sad
let's hope for a re-birth of elegant, dignified feminine ladies...wearing skirts and dresses
Susan
Sun Jul 5 2009 02:23
Dumbass.
A Simple Biographer
Thu Jun 25 2009 16:57
Ryan was born in San Antonio, Texas. Raised by Christians, he was not privy to other cultures or experiences. In short, his perspective was limited. Now he is a proud college student with his head in the game. His interests are: History, Theology, and Art. His art form of choice: caricature. He believes, in his mind, that he must control every aspect of his life. Guilty of stalking at least three women in his past, he most likely suffers from dependent personality disorder, but is not taking medication.
A Simple Biographer
Thu Jun 25 2009 16:56
Ryan was born in San Antonio, Texas. Raised by Christians, he was not privy to other cultures or experiences. In short, his perspective was limited. Now he is a proud college student with his head in the game. His interests are: History, Theology, and Art. His art form of choice: caricature. He believes, in his mind, that he must control every aspect of his life. Guilty of stalking at least three women in his past, he most likely suffers from dependent personality disorder, but is not taking medication.
Lily
Wed Jun 3 2009 03:18
I assume, given the date of the article, that this young man is possibly now out, making his way in the world.

Ryan, sweetie? For your sake, I really hope you stayed in school. Do a five or six-year plan. Socially, psychologically, syntactically - there's no way you could have learned all you needed to know by graduation senior year if this is what you were writing as a junior.

Barbara
Fri Apr 3 2009 19:24
IF i WANT TO WEAR PANTS THAT IS MY BUSINESS NOT YOURS
SO WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWNN BUSINESS YOU HYPOCRITE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT!!!






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