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Maxim magazine recently released its top 10 "Dudeliest Dudes," and David Beckham is nowhere on the list. Maxim's approach was to recognize those otherwise in the shadows of beefy dudes like Beckham, Matthew McConaughey and Tom Brady.
UT alum and "Grindhouse" director Robert Rodriguez kicks off the list at No. 10. Anyone who can nail Rose McGowan after a not-so-dudely specimen like Marilyn Manson definitely deserves a spot on the countdown.
50 Cent is not so deserving. Pimp C should have been on the list. 50 got shot in the cheek years ago and is still whining about it. Pimp went to prison and died, all while not rocking a tacky bulletproof vest. Who's tougher?
Mike Rowe, America's favorite "Dirty Jobs" host, came in at No. 4 when he should have been No. 1. He's had his hands in everything imaginable, from cows to dirty diapers. He also has his own character in "World of Warcraft," "Dirty Michael Crowe." Mike Rowe is the man.
Bear Grylls made the list, and with good reason. He's a man of all men, nearly dying for the sake of a good television show. He can trek any terrain and still make it home in time for dinner.
Jimmy Kimmel made the list in a spot way too close to
No. 1. Sure, Kimmel made "The Man Show," but when your BFF Adam Carolla is on "Dancing With the Stars," you automatically lose cool points. "Chocolate Rain" is not funny, and neither is Sarah Silverman.
Motorhead frontman Lemmy, who just might be the sexiest guy alive, is credited with having more dirty hotel sex than anyone. That's a real dude.
These dudely dudes should have made the list:
Tiger Woods. He's got a killer back swing, wins nearly every tournament he enters and has a gorgeous wife in tow. And he has a never-ending supply of luxury cars.
Tom Jane. He's most recognized as The Punisher, an extremely well-built killing machine who could annihilate anybody. He starred in "The Mist," an adaptation of Stephen King's novella. He played "Tom Jane" who Lindsay Fünke tried to pick up and failed because he's "Tom Jane" in "Arrested Development." He's also trying his hand at directing this year with "The Dark Country."
Tony Parker is a dudely dude. He won a national championship with the Spurs and married Eva Longora in the same year.
K-Fed tops the dudeliest dude list because he's an All-American Dad. He got custody of Britney's babies and takes care of Shar Jackson's kids, all while not crumbling under the spotlight. And he has killer dance skills.
Skateboarder Eric Koston makes the list. He's 31, just had a kid, won Tampa Pro 2007 and released a ridiculous part in Lakai's "Fully Flared" skate video.
And the dudeliest dude of 2007? Michael Scott. He's not just the world's best boss, he's the world's best dad, and if he can run the Scranton branch with such humor, all while nailing his former boss under the roof of his 30-year mortgage condo, he's by far the dudeliest dude.
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