Don't knock it 'til you've mimed it

By Drew Smith

Published: Thursday, June 14, 2007

Updated: Friday, January 9, 2009

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Simulated anal pleasure, reach-arounds and cunnilingus climaxes were aplenty Tuesday night at the Alamo Drafthouse Downtown. Eleven contestants participated in Austin's first Air Sex Championship with free beer and admission as compensation. Alamo owner Tim League helped judge the event, which gave first prize to Joel "Slapstick" Keith and runner-up prizes to "Old Man Bones," "Cha-Cha," "Jizz Master" and "King Ding-a-Ling."

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